Monday, July 30, 2007

T-Hud - and why we want to see more NBA rappers?

NBA players rapping are just like SNL comedians making movies. They stink. Well that not entirely true these days anymore as the hit rate has gone up slightly up with Will Ferrel. But generally speaking, the rap careers of Kobe, Ron Artest, Iverson and Shaq aren't going anywhere anytime soon.
The latest flop was Troy Hudson. or in rapper form T-Hud. Troy was most known for his breakout performance for Minnesota in the 2004 playoffs. He has languished since. Now he go down forever in infamy as having sold 78 albums on the its first week of release.
here are some Videos i found. hmmmm weird:







I wonder how many myspace friends he has?

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Unfortunately placed ads

In this age of photoshop, we sometimes overlook the beautiful and often funny poetry of real life. Take a look at some funny unfortunately placed ads. My personal favorites are naturally the ads in the real world like this one below:





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Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Classic Ad

An all time classic. these ads always have me and my mates in stitches





And of course the lines. Classic


When Barry Dawson goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Barry
Dawsoned.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for
Barry Dawson.

Barry Dawson counted to infinity - twice.

Barry Dawson invented every colour. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

When Barry Dawson does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing
the Earth down.

Barry Dawson hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Barry Dawson gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Barry Dawson can slam a revolving door.

Barry Dawson once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Barry Dawson's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one
fools Barry Dawson.

Barry Dawson can speak Braille.

Barry Dawson's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Superman owns a pair of Barry Dawson pyjamas.

Barry Dawson owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win
the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a
Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and
a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Barry Dawson sleeps with a night light. Not because Barry Dawson is afraid
of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Barry Dawson.

Barry Dawson doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when
they touch his body.

Once a cobra bit Barry Dawson's leg. After five days of excruciating pain,
the cobra died.

Barry Dawson divides by zero.

Barry Dawson is always on top during sex because Barry Dawson never f***s
up.

When Barry Dawson exercises, the machine gets stronger.

Barry Dawson doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

Barry Dawson sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled drinking ability. Shortly after the transaction was
finalized, Barry kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The
devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should
have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the
month.

Barry Dawson can kill two stones with one bird.

Barry Dawson once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.

Barry Dawson once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a
friend that the expression "sh**ting bricks" wasn't just a figure of
speech.

The only time Barry Dawson was wrong was when he thought he had made a
mistake.