Black eyed peas and Pepsi concert

just came from the Black eyed peas concert show put on by Pepsi. wow! quite spectacular and all free. it was really 3 shows in one as Fergie, Wil i am performed their solo hits then of course BEP all did their thang. pretty good night!
it was weird going to a show and seeing marketing. All the pepsi drinks free, pepsi beamed on the walls and seeing small flags everywhere.

Remake Ghostbusters!!!! (also Robocop)

I've always though this, and funnily enough i was just thinking and talking about this today with my girlfriend. They should remake Ghostbusters- i heard they would probably make it with Ben Stiller which sounds good to me. They should also make Robocop, today's audiences would love a badass Robocop, i pictured a Tim Olyphant type to make it. A not-so big star. I was wondering whatever happened to the they guy who played Murphy/Robocop anyway.
What's eerie and what always seems to happen is that you have a random thought. And it manifests itself soon after.
Check this out. I just saw this today. Whooooooah.



btw Mos Def, Jack Black and Michael Gondry. Sold!

Can you copyright a joke?

For all you basketball fans, you might have heard Washing Wizards point guard and all-around showman Gilbert Arenas received some fire lately for - wait for it. Stealing and taking credit for a joke on his blog. He wrote, what seemed like an extemporaneous post on his blog about Shark attacks. It went something like this:

There Are No Such Thing as Shark Attacks
I know this is random, but I just want to clear this up for people out there.

There are these things called shark attacks, but there is no such thing as a shark attack. I have never seen a real shark attack.

I know you’re making a weird face as you’re reading this. OK people, a shark attack is not what we see on TV and what people portray it as.

We’re humans. We live on land.

Sharks live in water.

So if you’re swimming in the water and a shark bites you, that’s called trespassing. That is called trespassing. That is not a shark attack.

A shark attack is if you’re chilling at home, sitting on your couch, and a shark comes in and bites you; now that’s a shark attack. Now, if you’re chilling in the water, that is called invasion of space. So I have never heard of a shark attack.

When I see on the news where it’s like, “There have been 10 shark attacks,” I’m like, “Hey, for real?! They’re just running around? Sharks are walking now, huh! We live on the land, we don’t live underwater.”

Read Arenas' blog here

It turns out it was ripped off a comedian and he has since been asked to come clean. In true Arenas' fashion, he was defiant and come out swinging. In his own jocular way:

Hear Me Out
Yeah, you’ve all been talking about it. I used someone else’s joke. What’s the big deal? I thought it was funny, I blogged it, you all laughed.

Mission accomplished.

Listen, nobody even heard of Ian Edwards before me. He’s no Chris Rock. I helped him become famous. Now everybody is going to YouTube and looking him up.

The joke was worth about $7 when I heard it, now that I’ve used it’s probably worth a little bit more. I’ll sell it back to him for $7.78. Seventy-eight cents, Ian, you can put that in a royalties check made out to me.

Puffy and Ashanti made careers out of stealing other people’s beats. This is America, the land of the reused.

Read the full transcript on Arenas' blog.

This brings me to another comedy thief. Alleged. Carlos Mencia is an infamous Comic who has his own show on Comedy Central, Mind of Mencia. He has been accused of stealing jokes, recently he was publicly called out by fellow TV personality and comedian, Joe Rogan.
See the video for yourself: Awkward!

T-Hud - and why we want to see more NBA rappers?

NBA players rapping are just like SNL comedians making movies. They stink. Well that not entirely true these days anymore as the hit rate has gone up slightly up with Will Ferrel. But generally speaking, the rap careers of Kobe, Ron Artest, Iverson and Shaq aren't going anywhere anytime soon.
The latest flop was Troy Hudson. or in rapper form T-Hud. Troy was most known for his breakout performance for Minnesota in the 2004 playoffs. He has languished since. Now he go down forever in infamy as having sold 78 albums on the its first week of release.
here are some Videos i found. hmmmm weird:







I wonder how many myspace friends he has?

Unfortunately placed ads

In this age of photoshop, we sometimes overlook the beautiful and often funny poetry of real life. Take a look at some funny unfortunately placed ads. My personal favorites are naturally the ads in the real world like this one below:





See the rest in this post here

Classic Ad

An all time classic. these ads always have me and my mates in stitches





And of course the lines. Classic

When Barry Dawson goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Barry
Dawsoned.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for
Barry Dawson.

Barry Dawson counted to infinity - twice.

Barry Dawson invented every colour. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

When Barry Dawson does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing
the Earth down.

Barry Dawson hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Barry Dawson gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Barry Dawson can slam a revolving door.

Barry Dawson once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Barry Dawson's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one
fools Barry Dawson.

Barry Dawson can speak Braille.

Barry Dawson's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Superman owns a pair of Barry Dawson pyjamas.

Barry Dawson owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win
the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a
Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and
a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Barry Dawson sleeps with a night light. Not because Barry Dawson is afraid
of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Barry Dawson.

Barry Dawson doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when
they touch his body.

Once a cobra bit Barry Dawson's leg. After five days of excruciating pain,
the cobra died.

Barry Dawson divides by zero.

Barry Dawson is always on top during sex because Barry Dawson never f***s
up.

When Barry Dawson exercises, the machine gets stronger.

Barry Dawson doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

Barry Dawson sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled drinking ability. Shortly after the transaction was
finalized, Barry kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The
devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should
have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the
month.

Barry Dawson can kill two stones with one bird.

Barry Dawson once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.

Barry Dawson once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a
friend that the expression "sh**ting bricks" wasn't just a figure of
speech.

The only time Barry Dawson was wrong was when he thought he had made a
mistake.